So this famous person moved to my town. And I don't mean a Real Housewife. Much as I love watching them on TV, I'm glad my town isn...

On one of our earliest trips to the local pool (which is really a small lake, but whatever) this year, a girl slipped off the high dive. She...

So, presently I am making spreadsheet to compare and contrast various after school activities for the kidlets. It's part of my newest at...

Over on Mushroom Printing, it's Shut Your Whore Mouth Monday , aka, SYWMM. That means you can rant on your own blog or in the comments a...

I thought I would get advice where all socially awkward people get advice: the internetz. So. . . Ironflower is my social butterfly. She m...

Remember how last time I was all, "eating my words"?   Apparently I'm going to have to snort them next time, because they seem...

Well, damn. I finally got the email purporting to explain why the amazing teacher got fired . Except, of course, it didn't explain an...

Let me just say that my town's day camp is awesome. It goes until 2pm. The counselors are sweet. It's based at the primary school. T...

Today's missive from the new Superintendent of Schools made me realize that it may be time for me to move the kids to a yurt in Mongolia...

I am not sure what to blame; the fact that I stayed up too late watching "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Real Housewives of...

Obviously I need to start avoiding parking lots. I'm not plagued by high expectations for myself. I don't feel like I should be curi...

So yesterday I went to my first "parent coffee" at the elementary school. It was so we could sign up to volunteer. Now, I realize ...

I feel like I've been busy, even though I don't seem to have accomplished anything lately. Well, the kids are alive - I suppose that...

On Saturday, I tried to take my kids swimming. It sounds so simple. But, much like keeping a clean house or resisting bagels, things that ar...

Dear Lady-at-the-park-this-morning, First, congratulations on your new daughter. I'm sure she's adorable, not that you ever uncovere...

I'm pretty sure a woman caught me staring at her boobs today. This would not be a big deal under normal circumstances. I stare at people...

So today another preschool mom mentioned that I should blog about the red character on Yo Gabba Gabba because, ( whispered ) "He looks ...

So this morning I had to go to the grocery store. With all 3 kids. I know there are some moms who bring their 6 well-behaved kids to the gro...

So yesterday I had an epiphany. Not the kind that will solve the healthcare crisis or even make the Jersey shore cast return to their natura...

I have just received Ironflower's 8 PAGE packet for her dance recital. Now, I might welcome the packet if it told me exactly what make-u...