Sell Out

I never had sympathy for those parents who blamed "the school" or "the other kids" for their children's behavior. Surely parents had more control over their children than their peers did, at least until adolescence began. And when a parent would assert that little Johnny had never kicked anyone before entering my first grade classroom, I would grind my teeth together, secretly blaming Johnny's kicking on his father's rumored drug use. Sure my classroom was purely a force for good, I was thrilled to find a preschool with a similar philosophy.

And then Ironflower actually went to preschool.

It's not that she became aggressive. If anything, her behavior got better. But my smugness lessened when she began talking about the Disney princesses. Up until then, she had played princess like she had played other imaginary games. "Princess" was a character like "doctor" or "paleontologist". Then she learned about Cinderella. And Ariel. And Sleeping Beauty. And Belle. And. . . . .now it's become an obsession. Just like it is for every other girl in her class. A not very imaginative obsession, at that.

And it's not like the Princesses send out a great message. In fact, I despise the whole idea of The Little Mermaid (think about it, she gives up her VOICE for a cute boy. If that ain't a metaphor for a tragic female adolescence. . .). But they're all over my house anyway. Because I didn't want her to be an outcast.

At least Lovebug discovered Thomas before he discovered school. At least I know it's his passion. Because I'm not so sure about Ironflower and her princesses sometimes. Of course, that could be wishful thinking.

(During this writing, ChunkyMonkey managed to army crawl all the way across the family room to get to his brother's Lego train. I see more Thomas crap in my future.)

Anyway, I feel like such a sell out. I never intended to purchase all this character crap. Of course, we also weren't going to watch TV and we were only going to eat organic.

Note to self: Stop making parenting pledges ahead of time.

That's Chocolate Princess To You

The kids had just finished their dessert. (Hey, if an after dinner cookie will inspire my kids to eat some veggies, I say Goddess bless cookies). As I was cleaning Lovebug, I starting doing some cooing. He just looked so cute with the chocolate chips smeared over his face.

Me: Are you my chocolate baby? Are you just as yummy as chocolate?

Lovebug: Out! Out!

Ironflower: Hey mommy!

Me (lifting Lovebug out of the chair): Oh, Ironflower, are you my chocolate girl?

Ironflower: No, I'm a CHOCOLATE PRINCESS! And Lovebug is a chocolate prince. You should know that.

Me: Sorry, kid. I forgot.

When does this princess fetish go from being cute to being obnoxious?