Showing posts with label being over 40. Show all posts
Showing posts with label being over 40. Show all posts

4/14/2014

Being Over 40 Is Like Being Hungover All The Time

When I was in my twenties and very early thirties, I drank a lot. Not at breakfast or anything (ummm. . .except when I was tailgating at Chiefs games. But that doesn't count, right?), but many nights. And of course, when you drink 4 beers (I'm 5'2 and back then I was fairly small) and then get up to go to work early the next morning, you get hangovers.

Now I'm 42, not small and don't drink very often. . . .but I still feel hungover a lot of the time.

Thanks to Jeff H. for sharing this photo of drunk me on Facebook.



  • Headaches. I don't know whether it's my allergies, age or what, but I often wake up with headaches. Just like I did when I had hangovers.
  • Unexplained bruises. I think I must have tripped a lot in my partying days, because I often had bruises I couldn't remember getting. I don't often have bruises any more, but when I do I have no idea how I got them. 
  • Hazy memory. Back then, I would forget why I thought it would be a good idea to dance on a table to Baby Got Back. Now, I just forget why I walked into a room. Or where I left my purse. But the principle is the same. 
  • Muscle soreness. In the olden days, I might wake up with extremely sore legs and (eventually) realize that I'd spent the better part of the evening doing the Mary Katherine Gallagher Superstar move. Now I know it's just my workout, but the pain is still there. 
  • Need for water. I used to only drink water to combat and/or recover from hangovers. I drank a lot of water and really regretted when I didn't. Now I drink a lot of water because I feel yucky if I don't. 
  • Loathing of loud noises. Sudden, loud, jarring noises used to only bother me when I was hungover. Now they bother me all of the time. It makes parenting really interesting. 
  • Puffy eyes. The eye bags that just used to appear when I was very ill or hungover? Now they're here all the time.
  • Crappy skin. The blotchy, wrinkly skin that also used to appear when I was very ill or hungover? Also permanent now. 


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