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The grocery store is
not my favorite place to be
when Lovebug is mad
He screams and he kicks
some odd people stop and stare
tantrums new to them
I can't carry him
and push the cart in the aisles
to pick up our things
He wants to be up
now he wants to be way down
maybe a fun snack?
Must keep shopping now
ignore the temper tantrum
just get finished
quit staring at me
he is not hurt or broken
he just wants his way
where are the bagels
why did they move the cream cheese
did I get apples?
give praise to my girl
get kicked by the Lovebug
where is the darn list
Oh fudge it, I quit
let's just get out of here now
oh fab, it's raining
how much did I spend
I didn't even buy wine
is it nap time yet
I cleaned the fridge
put everything a way
now they nap, I read
2 comments:
Oh, love those people who think badly of you. And, the ones who actually talk down to you? SMACK! I hope you got everything you needed.
Oh, I can relate. I love how you can write a post entirely in haiku. You're awesome!
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