I'm not very good at keeping New Year's resolutions. Although in high school I did make a resolution to keep my toenails painted (what? I was concerned about world peace. I just didn't think I could fix it) that I'm proud to say I've kept to this day.
It's the only one.
So this year, instead of setting myself up for failure, I've tried a new philosophy. I'm only going to make resolutions that I can keep.
1. I will not make fun of Britney, Lynne or Jamie-Lynn Spears. Well, not on my blog, anyway.
2. I will not gain any more weight. (So much more attainable than losing weight. And still good for me!)
3. I will not question my parenting skills more than once a day.
4. I will wear shoes that are not my clogs or my sneakers at least once a week.
5. I will answer emails within three
6. I will stop watching "WE", the channel for psychotic women.
7. I will not waste time wishing I had somebody else's blogging skills.
8. I will stop cutting my own hair when I'm stressed out.
9. I will remember to take my vitamins.
10. I will floss . . .more often (that leaves the options nice and open.)
I think I can fulfill these. What are your resolutions? Or do you skip resolutions at this time of year, realizing that jumping on the "new year" bandwagon doesn't have anything to do with success?